From what I understand and had seen for myself, the Thieves' Guild leader back in iRO's early years had a fascination with urine. I've been told that new thieves who talk to him are told to "Pee on somewhere and leave soon."

Does the Thieves' Guild really have a policy like that? I'm glad they never worked out scratch-and-sniff monitors; the Pyramids must smell awful!

I talked to him once; I swear, he said the line in featured in this comic's first panel. Well, he also babbed about lynching and chanting in GOD-Poing's cathedral, but that's beside the point!

As for that final panel, let's face it. Thieves are ALWAYS begging for a heal. What better way to take care of an Acolyte intruder than to "heal plz" him into submission?

Good thing they had me pinned. Otherwise I would have ...