Whew. It's been a while since I've done so many comics in such a short time. Five comics in two weeks! I don't actually celebrate New Years' Eve with champagne; I've never been a fan of the taste of alcohol. I just go with sparkling grape juice; hey, it's got all the fruity flavor without any of the booze. Works for me! Well, unless you happen across a bottle of sparkling grape juice from Willy Wonka's factory. Then you're in trouble, because you're likely going to have flatuence so bad that you'll go airborne. Thankfully, I've yet to come across any Willy Wonka brands of sparkling grape juice. It would be frightening to behold, though. Happy new year, everybody!