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Webcomics, in many ways, are like restaurant menus. See, you've got all these big main courses. You order something and you're bound to get a LOT of it (unless it's one of those restaurants that makes you pay a little for a lot).

And then after (or before!) that, you have "appetizers" that are pretty much main courses in and of themselves.

And if you try to eat both a main course AND an appetizer, your gut will likely burst! Unless you have a stomach like— I dunno, Yoshi or something.

Well, this page of Extra Stuff could be considered the "appetizer menu" to Ragnarok Wisdom's "main course" of comics. And, hopefully, if you read both the comics as well as these, you'll bust a gut ... from laughter!

Actually, wait, don't bust a gut. I don't want to kill my readership!
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Open Beta-1 Screenshots
( March 12, 2002 ~ July 2002 )


#1: The Porings Get Revenge
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One of my earliest screenshots. This thief got whacked pretty bad—in fact, the porings killed him.

#2: Piggyback Rides!
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omg giv ride plz

#3: Whoops! (Inside But Out)
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I forgot how this happened, but it was still funny. Somehow, I managed to portal hop and get into Morroc without actually getting in. And yeah, as you can see, I wasn't always an Acolyte—that is me as a self-insert.

#4: This Is One Big Tank Party...
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It started when one girl offered to tank for me. Then suddenly...

#5: Worldwide Novice Wrestling Federation
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Me and Novvy used to do this all the time when I was a wee novice. SAVAGE DROP !!

#6: Am I Crazy? Yes I Am!
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Level 9 Novice + Wolf = Suicide

#7: The Beach Bum! D:
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I came across this guy in the desert as I was on my way to become an Acolyte for the first time in my RO career. I wonder... how could he breathe when he was in the desert sands face-first?

#8: What... Are Those... Porings... DOING?!
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Well, I guess they gotta multiply somehow...

#9: A Poring Swarm
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If I see a horde of monsters, I'll usually screencap it just 'cuz it's so rare to see. I don't think I've ever seen a mob of porings this big ever since.

#10: Twins?!
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And I usually screencap clones, too. This one was odd. They were like... gate guards, or statues or something. SIR HAWKEYE! YOU GOT CLONES!@$&*^!

#11: We Are The Stairmasters!
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My first meeting with the group of nuts that would eventually be called Crusaders of Rune-Midgard. We had so much fun back then, just goofing off... And that magess alt+4ed me. ;_; Probably a guy though.

#12: Getting Hamlet Wrong
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That's not even how the line goes in the play... I SUCK AT ACTING! ;0;

#13: Aragan Should've Been A Thief
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Yoink.

#14: Party Beggars
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There are three things that Acolytes hate muchly. Heal beggars, warp beggars, and party beggars!

#15: The Marriage Prank
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What would Saint Bomber do if he found out I did this? *hides*

#16: Please Adopt Us!
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Oh jeez, this is an old CoRM injoke I haven't done in ages... Someone adopt me! ;o; I'm cute, and I can heal people... ;_;???


#17: The Meaning Of RO
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Yes, all acolytes practice levitation and contemplate the meaning of existence.

#18: The Acolyte in the Stone
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What they won't tell you is that the stone was really quick-drying cement. Sniff had to bash the rock several times to get me out once we took the picture.

#19: Not Only A Clone, But An EVIL Clone
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I WOULD NEVER KILL MURDEROUSLY! LIES! LIES! LIES! APPREHEND THAT IMPOSTER!*@$&^*@$&^!!!$!@!

#20: Not All Acolytes Are Civilized ...
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Two dead guys begging for money, then this acolyte girl comes up and sits on them... using them as a bathroom (or at least just spamming the words 'fart' and 'piss' ). What has today's clergy come to?!

#21: Hadoken !!
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Yeah, I wish.

#22: Yuna yuna! ... ara ara ara...
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It just so happens that these girls are/were once Prontera Parish members, too. I didn't realize that until much much much later on.

#23: Drown Yourself! A New Fad!
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Crazy idjits. And look! There's Shin-kun! (He'd be a Parish member, by the way. Again, I didn't realize that till later on.)

#24: Aragan's Kingdom
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Back in Beta-1 and early Beta-2, I used to level exclusively in one little area of the culverts. It was then known as "Aragan's Kingdom." ... Why couldn't I have one above ground?! ;0;

#25: heal plz plz heal plz plz hp
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If you non-acos ever wondered why Acolytes and Priests hate heal beggars, check this out. He kept following me around the culverts doing that. 9_9;

#26: Not Again!
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Healbegged AGAIN! Not only that, but a guy started professing his love for me. What the—?! (This happened several times too. I'M NOT A GIRL! NOT EVEN IN GAME! AAAAAHH!!)

#27: Aragan Wasn't the Son of A Preacher Man
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Okay, so I talk about macing things in the face all the time and I'm pretty violent. Does that make me a bad aco? ;o;

#28: The Picking Clovers Skill
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I KNEW there was a trick to getting four leaf clovers! This still cracks me up whenever I look at it.

#29: I'm A Giant!
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Yeah, this is still an issue in-game. Depending on how your camera is positioned, you can be two stories tall or human-sized. The latter being possible if you get the camera close to the ground.

#30: Merchans Do Anything For Money
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I didn't know they'd go THAT far, though.

#31: The Lemming Instinct
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That acolytess dropped a warp on one of the flower tiles. Everyone immediately tried to get in. Why are iRO players so reflexive about portals, anyway? They'll be talking to you and the second a portal opens, they don't even say bye, they walk into it. 9_9;

#32: A Rainbow Of Acolytes
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Before the beta closed down for a week or two (so they could move the servers and add Loki), me and some Parishoners were having fun at the church, awaiting the final notice to leave the servers. Here, we sorted ourselves out by hair color. All we needed was a blue and purple one!

#33: Sneezing
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One of my most infamous pranks. I didn't get to screencap the actual sneeze. ;_;

#34: Double the Woman...? o_O;a
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Two female mages in the exact same pose, on the exact same tile ... I'm not sure what to make of this one ...

#35: Parish Adoption Center
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Nobody here but us cutesy acolytes ... ;_;

#36: Pfft.
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I wanna see someone say that to a bunch of nuns or the Pope himself in real life. It would be hilarious.


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