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It's been a while since I've done a Ragnarok Wisdom this long!

Nth Power was the guy who suggested doing this one, given that Mario Kart: Double Dash was coming out soon when he suggested it (it's been out for about two days as of this comic, that is, November 20th of 2003).

You gotta wonder what an actual Ragnarok Wisdom racing game would be like. After coming up with the teams and "vehicles" (more at modes of transportation) that the different teams are using in this comic, I'd almost want to see this done! Or at least an IAQ. Trying to make an actual game based on this would prooooobably be too much work for any group of indie programmers.

Something tells me though that this would echo Nth Power's infamous D12/R R IAQ, a racing game about a trio of people who are made in the likeness of their creators (Twelve being Nth Power's).

Which reminds me! That time of the year is coming! The time of Thanksgiving! Well, okay, the AMERICAN Thanksgiving, but still, Thanksgiving. You can give thanks any time of the year, yanno! Why, I bet you're giving thanks right now! That's right, you're giving thanks to your toes.

Why your toes?

...

WHY DO YOU ASK SUCH QUESTIONS?! IS IT NOT OBVIOUS?! THE TOES GIVE YOU JOY!!

Tristan and Tristar probably wouldn't be out of place in a Command and Conquer: Generals game. China gets to put propaganda towers on top of its giant Overlord tanks, and, well ... the pair here function like a walking propaganda tower. Except that Tristan wishes he was never recruited for this zany race. I don't blame him!

Come to think of it, Zelse might be on to something there with Grimtooth. Not only can he pop tires (for the, what? Two teams driving car-like vehicles?) but Grimtooth probably works just as well as instant caltrops barriers!

Who would have thought that Lacrosse and Mark Van Exel would make such an efficient pair? Certainly not I! Though I suppose Lacrosse knows just the right tools to motivate anyone she teams up with.

We also see a return of the nearly naked Corigan here. Or at least, we would if I didn't save everyone's eyes with the censor bar there. It would be the last thing we'd see otherwise.

Sometimes I wonder if he should wind up in some sort of Terminator parody. After all, the Terminator always arrives in our time completely naked--I'd think that Corigan'd get a rise out of doung that.

THE ALT-TABINATOR! OHH LOAD HERE HE COMES TO KILL US ALLLLLL

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